The bird in my chest


The Bird in My ChestJuly 16, 2025 – Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Hey there, I got sprayed in the chest with toilet water this morning. Was emptying my bag facing the toilet. Thought I was flushing. Turned on the bidet instead. Just standing there, super soaker to the chest. Direct hit. Had to laugh, but also not even close to the worst thing I’ve dealt with in a bathroom this year. Malaysia’s been surprisingly smooth. Airport was quiet. Walked right through immigration. No questions, no chaos, just...